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It was a typical Friday for ginger Romeo and Juliet. They were about to get married on Sicily, with Barack Obama and the otter empire king as the witnesses. SOMEHOW the marriage got interrupted by the Red Alliance. Once again. Nothing like a typical Friday…

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Jump into the post-apocaliptic world full of courgettes, fluffy fish, crabs, Flying Spaghetti Monster, unicorn battles and cheese in this exaggerated everyday story!

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Help ginger Romeo and Juliet stop the attack of the Red Alliance! 17 waves need to be destroyed!

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Get yourself into this wonderful 3-minute-one-button adventure!

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Pay attention to the time! You don’t want to see this beautiful world destroyed by a nuke from orbit with a giant sausage, do you?

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Not that easy, huh? You see, it’s easy to learn, but hard to master ;)

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SPECIAL FEATURES:

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-Clickable BARACK OBAMA (he might be sometimes a bit grumpy and not do anything, please have patience ;)

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-Clickable JULIET (same as Obama ;)

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-You may notice the president with a white hand. It’s not like we forgot to recolor it. It’s a white glove. It’s not a bug, IT’S A FEATURE!

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-Power ups

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Enjoy our game! Revolution!

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Romance is in the air.

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Title of the game contains at least 70 characters.

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Game uploaded 10 minutes or less before the end of the jam.

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Who needs friends anyway?

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No graphics, because it's the inner beauty that matters.

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Glitches are good for your soul.

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Explosions and more explosions.

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A brown-haired muscular white guy who kills people to save the world from villains.

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More colours than nature can handle.

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KITTIES ! Cuteness rhymes with epicness.

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Every multiplayer game should be designed like Mario Party.

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Sorry, can’t hear you through the sound of the Numeric Arts.

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Everybody loves a good story.

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I’m blue, Da Ba DeeeeEeeEEEeEEe!

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You made it very clear.

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Lukewarm, neutral, or just pacifist?

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Nobody can deny it.

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Half gold, half light.

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Screenshakes, everywhere, everytime.

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It has a taste of the universe’s infinity.

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Machines stealing our jobs.

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Why bother if it works?

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Might require a bit of overclocking.

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No trace of animals.

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Game Design is Art.

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Eat your greens!

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It’s what you want it to be.

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No trace of Boringness main theme

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Boringness subthemes couldn't find a way into your game.

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TRUE EGJ HERO!!!

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We won't forget what you did for the EGJ.

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Logistic problems are just waiting to get pwned by your solutions.

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Why did you do this?

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Including subthemes chosen by an evil entity is bad, my friend.

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Professionally compliant

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Product owner will be very pleased.

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Your Epicness resisted the business plan

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