Survive as long as you can in the kindergarten.

Eat the toys that attack you to defeat the waves of enemies, and escape the educator.

Commands:

Keyboard:

Move with WASD or the arrows
Eat or attack with enter or space bar

Controller:

Move with the D-pad or the Joystick
Eat or attack with A or B / X or O

(The game crashing is part of the fun :))

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Explosions and more explosions.

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More colours than nature can handle.

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Machines stealing our jobs.

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Who needs friends anyway?

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No graphics, because it's the inner beauty that matters.

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A brown-haired muscular white guy who kills people to save the world from villains.

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Romance is in the air.

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KITTIES ! Cuteness rhymes with epicness.

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Every multiplayer game should be designed like Mario Party.

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Sorry, can’t hear you through the sound of the Numeric Arts.

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Everybody loves a good story.

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I’m blue, Da Ba DeeeeEeeEEEeEEe!

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You made it very clear.

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Lukewarm, neutral, or just pacifist?

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Nobody can deny it.

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Half gold, half light.

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Screenshakes, everywhere, everytime.

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Why bother if it works?

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Might require a bit of overclocking.

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No trace of animals.

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Game Design is Art.

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Eat your greens!

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It’s what you want it to be.

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No trace of Boringness main theme

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Boringness subthemes couldn't find a way into your game.

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TRUE EGJ HERO!!!

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We won't forget what you did for the EGJ.

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Logistic problems are just waiting to get pwned by your solutions.

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Why did you do this?

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Including subthemes chosen by an evil entity is bad, my friend.

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Professionally compliant

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Product owner will be very pleased.

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Your Epicness resisted the business plan

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