This is a presentation about exactly what the title says. Our team found the ultimate tie and shows you what you'll have to expect if you happen to be in the same situation. We even got it for free! Free money - Imagine that!

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Click Spacebar to talk and use directional keys to walk, shift to run.

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Intro text is not showing properly currently (some gremlins state A is not A when written down) - thus the introduction to the presentation is currently skipped. We assure you, that our team is working 24/7 to educate the gremlins that if something looks like an A, smells like an A, behaves like an A and claims to be an A most likely is an A. If our efforts fail we will of course make the full introdcution available to read here.

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Romance is in the air.

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Title of the game contains at least 70 characters.

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It has a taste of the universe’s infinity.

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Professionally compliant

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Product owner will be very pleased.

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Game uploaded 10 minutes or less before the end of the jam.

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Who needs friends anyway?

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No graphics, because it's the inner beauty that matters.

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Glitches are good for your soul.

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Explosions and more explosions.

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A brown-haired muscular white guy who kills people to save the world from villains.

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More colours than nature can handle.

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KITTIES ! Cuteness rhymes with epicness.

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Every multiplayer game should be designed like Mario Party.

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Sorry, can’t hear you through the sound of the Numeric Arts.

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Everybody loves a good story.

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I’m blue, Da Ba DeeeeEeeEEEeEEe!

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You made it very clear.

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Lukewarm, neutral, or just pacifist?

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Nobody can deny it.

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Half gold, half light.

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Screenshakes, everywhere, everytime.

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Machines stealing our jobs.

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Why bother if it works?

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Might require a bit of overclocking.

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No trace of animals.

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Game Design is Art.

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Eat your greens!

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It’s what you want it to be.

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No trace of Boringness main theme

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Boringness subthemes couldn't find a way into your game.

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TRUE EGJ HERO!!!

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We won't forget what you did for the EGJ.

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Logistic problems are just waiting to get pwned by your solutions.

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Why did you do this?

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Including subthemes chosen by an evil entity is bad, my friend.

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Your Epicness resisted the business plan

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