You're running out of time!  Actually, you ARE time!  And it really ticks you off!  Whenever you finish a race, your ghost comes back for seconds!  Learn from your first time in the obstacle course in order to come in first, Time!  Avoid sticky puddles of "mayo," and devour the super bacon to crush through walls.  Also be on the lookout for portal assbutts that will whisk you away to the wild unknown.  Try to see if you can get the lowest time possible!

Time flies when you're having fun! ;)